Today there was one common theme
that influenced every patient’s attitude as though there was an actual
invisible parasite that climbed up everyone’s ass. No really, almost everyone
that walked through the door was on edge and demanded that we cater to THEIR
needs. In most cases I do not mind the irritability but today for some reason
it seemed it was on everyone’s face. Maybe it’s the approach we have when they
initially walk in, or the fact the office is getting too small. Whatever the
case I hope it is resolved when we move to our new office. In the mean time I’m
stuck pondering where we went wrong. Maybe its just pain management in general
but I probably won’t know till it’s too late. But here, indulge yourself in my
frustrations.
Today a younger woman, with a
shower cap and slippers walks in at 8:30. She’s a new patient. I feel as though
I may have seen her before at my old job at the Children’s Place. Oh my
memories of retail theft are still as strong as ever and when I see these
people time and time again I laugh because I remember how they would react to
being caught. Anyway she looks vaguely familiar. She comes up to the window
about 15 minutes later, not even having her paperwork finished and asks when
she is going to be seen. I wish I could have taken a moment and said look
around. You see all of these people? Yeah it’s going to be awhile. But I do not
work at the very front window and she was told the wait may be a little long
today. Well she wanted to be in and out. Not sure how you can be in and out at
a doctor’s office when you’ve never even been seen before. I assume at other
pain management offices they just hand you the script through the window after
you hand them a couple hundreds. Well sweetie, in our office our doctor doesn’t
just write scripts for whatever medication tickles your fancy and I don’t see
anyone scrambling to pay us more than their Medicaid two dollar copay (and even
then they complain – I’ll tell you the story about how we had to call the
police because a man refused to pay his Medicaid copay).
The woman was not pleased to hear
this information and demanded she be rescheduled. She was rescheduled and told
to take the paperwork home to expedite the process. Now here is where I am
innocently assaulted. Today I saw a couple patients but mostly I’m in the back
dealing with other issues. I’m walking across the front to find something and
this woman glares at me and sticks her hand through the glass with some
paperwork. Now I just love when people do this because they’re just waiting for
someone to even walk by, could even be the janitor and they feel that you
should wait on them THIS SECOND. I usually hate when people just give me hand
gestures and rude glares, but I knew what she was there for so I grabbed her
paperwork and I told her I would get her chart together. She prompts me: “Well
I gotta pee and I need to go take a urine test now.” One, how does she know she
has to take a urine test and two I don’t have her chart even together. Before
you think I’m over reacting she’s yelling this in the waiting room with her
hand on her hip. I told her that once I got her chart together I would call her
back and see what the situation was. I know everyone has to take a urine test
but I don’t like him or her to think that because then they start to predict
when and where they will fake their urine results. Anyway, she proceeds to tell
me she’s been waiting over 45 minutes. Cool. I then find out she’s the lady who
rescheduled this morning and this pleases me. Why is she back in the office
five hours later? Lying to someone else just so she can get in and out?
So later she goes back into the
room with her child running up and down the hallway. She doesn’t give him a
second glance because you know; he’s not her responsibility when she’s in
public. She then goes in the room and proceeds to say how unprofessional I am
and rude. Good. Sorry I couldn’t assist you because you just waved some papers
in my face and technically you shouldn’t even be here, you forfeited your
appointment. Then she proceeds to ask for Dilaudids. She states the insurance
rep that referred her here said the doctor would get her what she wanted. Lucky
for our doctor this insurance rep so happens to be his friend and I find it hilarious
she sends us all the drug addicts. But in our office girls that do not work
with him on the daily are nothing short of angels. We are just lowlife servants
that he can take out his frustrations on. But it pleased me to hear her repeat
that woman’s name over and over and how she said that the woman told her that doctor
would give her the pills. Dilaudid. Yes, of course what else would you like a
medium coke? Well anyway by this time it was 4:30 and I was finally taking
lunch. I kept watching her storm out of the office into this car then back in
about two times. She then called up the insurance company and told them what
happened. The doctor didn’t give her medicine. All the while she’s running
around like a maniac. I wonder if she complained of back pain. She was fine, I’m
sure. Maybe next time she’ll realize that you can’t just get things for free
and she should have went on topix.com to find her doctor.
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